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My new project blog is up and running, though I am having some troubles in the posting of pictures. I will fix the glitch and be forming my first official post.
*Disclaimer: The author of this blog is not responsible for the statements made on any linked web pages or web pages about to be discussed. Jonathon Sharkey, “The Impaler” stands for religious freedom. He sides with pro-life advocates, and believes, with few exceptions, in a vision of an otherwise abortion-free State and Nation. He is a vampire, and he’s running for Governor in
Sharkey stands for religious equality. If elected Governor of MN, he plans to build a “Wall of Religious Beliefs” to be placed inside the State Capitol. “The Wall will include everything from “The Ten Commandments” to the “Wiccan Rede”. Get ready for a boost in the job market for professional stone carvers, cuz that’s allotta carvin’!
The Impaler wants to improve education. Jonathon Sharkey is a firm believer in family values, and wants to put more money into MN schools to improve the quality of education for all Minnesotans. He also wishes to implement a plan that sends juvenile criminals to “Boot Camp”, preferably run by former military drill sergeants.
Sharkey demands harsher penalties for those convicted of DWI/DUI offenses. The Impaler reasons that anyone that puts the lives of other persons in danger deserves to be sent to jail. And not just overnight, Sharkey wants to increase the mandatory sentence for a DWI conviction to 3 months in jail, while prohibiting judges from ordering a stayed sentence.
Watch out, illegal drug users and abusers. Sharkey has a mind for extreme punishment when it comes to anyone associated with drugs in MN. He intends to lock dealers away for life, with the possibility of impalement!
The Impaler also wants to develop a “Universal/Medical Prescription Payment Plan” for all Minnesotans who are otherwise ineligible for State health insurance or do not receive health insurance from their employer.
If you peruse his home page, you will see that Mr. Jonathon Sharkey is a Satanic Priest; magical name Ares. He claims he hates God, but not necessarily the people who follow him. He has two covens. He’s got kids and so does his girlfriend. They live in
Mr. Sharkey is very politically active. He has been in lots of different states and met a lot of interesting people. He has a NASCAR Busch series license, but has yet to make his racing debut (sometime in 2006). Apparently, Jonathon used to be good friends with two prominent political figures.
His ex-wife, or girlfriend or whatever, has had a major impact on his life and on who he is today. He documents his fall (or rise) to the Dark Side here, explaining how his girlfriend’s addiction to drugs and alcohol ultimately transformed him.
Sharkey hopes to turn this state around. He wants to improve the quality of life for all Minnesotans, and eventually, all Americans.
That’s RIGHT! Jonathon “Th Impaler” Sharkey is running for President in 2008.
Oh, did I forget to mention, he’s also a wrestler?
Let’s not break the Minnesota Gubernatorial tradition. . . .
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